Today I mowed the grass. Somehow the oil cap flew off the lawn mower. As a result oil was spewing out of the mower like a fine mist in the air. As a result oil was spraying onto me and I didn't realise it. As a result, I looked like I had just discovered some black gold. Texas tea. Yuk.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha. Love it.
Being the girlfriend of a greenkeeper I think that I can say with quite a fair amount of confidence that oil and grass don't really mix that well. I think that you might end up with a dead lawn in a few days :)
Hey! I was just looking over my xanga from 2005 and saw that you commented randomly. Then, I went to your site and saw that you moved to this one. I read some of your stuff- interesting! I just became good friends with an Aussie guy, so I feel more acquainted with the Australian continent (well, not all of it, but ya know). Anyway, have a good one!!!
-Miranda
current xanga: evrydaynew
one you commented on: mandymustrock
Did you then run around the yard yelling Eureka and try to sell the place to an oil tycoon?
Cause if you didn't thats what you should have done... and got a video of it.....
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